MoarUnfunnyHetalia

You were on a perfect date with your totes KAWAII DESU YO~!!!11!! boyfriend/soul mate/hubby/fuck buddy/oh-my-God-why-can't-he-be-in-character boyfriend the kickass hero AMURICA! He looked at you and bat those eyelashes women would kill for. "Hey baby, wanna get a little wet right now?" "Hell to the motherfucking yeah!" You said cause you knew he meant getting wet in the pool. You thought the other way? Damned pervert get off my lawn! You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today. Your beautiful tanned body was curvy, yet thin and made guys ge